It seems Amy Santiago will never be as funny as she was in that ping-pong game against Claire last week.

I think it had a substantial lack of Smith's signature "aw hell nah."

I hope its as good as the star wars prequels.

Sarcasm parameter: 88%

Viewers seem to hate Jon more and more each week. But Keith turned his discretion setting down to 2% and messed up a sure thing.

So Nielsen will be giving Netflix the Bill Cosby special.

It's nice to see KIPP in action rather than a pawn in Mann's deceptive quest of sabotage.

Plot hole: AMC didn't account for the fact that many movie-goers probably didn't keep their ticket stubs. How now will people upgrade? Sarcasm parameter: 60%

If only Jim Carrey's likability parameter were stronger.

I have a modesty setting too.

Bill Cosby's discretion setting is at 99%.

I predict this re-release's success rate to be 12%

I cannot estimate the humour level setting of Captain Raymond Holt. He is unreadable.

Humor setting: 95%

Adam Savage's nostalgia setting is peaking around 96%

I estimate Niki's sensitivity setting to be roughly 8%

Discretion setting now at 50%

Who's there?

It would be my pleasure, Nunez.

90%