Chillaxinated Physical Vibes on a fellow bro.

Finding Dory. Evan Almighty. Creed.

watch Harrison Ford write a personal check at the grocery store for 1 container of cottage cheese

3T: The 3xtra T3rr3strial

Back 2 Mac, obviously

If he isn't ringside at the next WrestleMania, there is no justice in the world

Cincinnati style is the chili equivalent of Anne from Arrested Development

I agree. It was totally alien to me that people would put chili over noodles until I met a guy from Pittsburgh who claimed he made the best chili. With elbow macaroni, no spice and chunks of vegetables so big they could have been their own side dishes, it was certainly not that. Cornbread, in my humble Texan…

except Texas chili doesn't use ground beef. It uses cubed chuck roast. Your story has holes.

Pred-A-Porte (Ready to Die)

Needful Things. And two of the best installments of the Dark Tower (3 and 4)

they already covered the theme song to Weeds. That has led to a Showtime/HBO conflict of interest.

If I remember correctly, the KickStarter had new environmental kill goals. I think the sleeping bag kill and the head crush were on there

pretty sure that font is pulled straight from Stephen Kings 80's paperbacks

Harry Ellis from Die Hard would be offended! He negotiates million dollar deals for breakfast, baby!

You're welcome America was hilarious. Stepbrothers was a classic. His role as Ashley Schaffer of Ashley Schaffer BMW on Eastbound and Down is probably my favorite role of his

My love for you is like a truck

I thought it was a picture of Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter

My eyes are just a little sweaty today

2H2O