Me too, but then I only heard the Weird Al polka snippet.

5. There are at least a dozen variations on "weirdos harvesting brain parts for some reason" but all of them creep me out

I've been watching the X Files for the first time recently and "Ice" was the first episode I genuinely liked (followed by many more, of course)

Ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright?

Oh, the halcyon days of Fandom Wank. When men fucking horses and EL James publishing books seemed like far-fetched stuff.

IT CAN… d'oh

Stop him if you've heard this one before.

Ah, I probably saw those in quick succession. Thanks!

What's that crazy-ass dream episode where House cuts a guy's gut open and kills him? I loved that one.
Well, ok, maybe not "loved", but it stuck with me all these years. Is it the same one with the lady who eventually barfed up her own shit?

Joel is a cutie pie.

Can I get a link or the title? I'm worried about what I might need to google for to find it D:

THE FRIEND ZONE SOUNDS LIKE A PLACE WITH LOTS OF HOT DOGS AND TRAMPOLINES

We did that in the past, too. What did you think circumcision was for?

And the radio star.

It's only a matter of months until they circle right back to designing a netbook.

Shut up! It's obviously periwinkle!

Maybe they should change their names to Fallonman and Kimmelman.

I feel compelled to share that in Northern Italy "Piciu" (pronounced exactly like Pichu) is a common insult referring to the male sexual organ.
The Pokémon dub tried to get around that by calling him "Piku" for a while, but then I guess they just gave up.

I want to punch everyone involved with this.
Except you, WIlliam Hughes, because this:

And a gentleman's D in [censored]