Eh whatevs. It sucks, but it's not like the old one was good.

Isn't it aligned with where the radius of the circle would fall?

Hey, that's almost a haiku.

More like baby shaming

Or just trying to remind people that Yahoo! exists.

Communi— d'oh!

Understandable because Freude - joy - looks a bit like Freund - friend.

They may be puppies, but they've got tiger blood.

I guess cylindrical coordinates make the most sense to measure a wang, so it should be the radius.

I think someone dropped the internet.

stfu tho

He does most of his clobberin' by telecommuting nowadays.

There's not even a link to a debunk, the AVC author did the whole thing! I guess it kinda counts because the AVC is on the internet and they're too modest to make a "Great Job, AV Club" feature.

PIIIINOOOOOOT NOIIIIIR!

It's ok, no one reads the comments either.

I think this is a 'parody' of doctor unknown.
Utterly inferior to the original tbh.

That's not a nice way to refer to your mom.

And the Stones?

It kinda is though, I find that a limited frequency response helps reduce the clipping from shitty compression.
I'm talking about $7 earbuds though, I've never tried listening to music through that nightmare of industrial design.

I'm 99% sure it's supposed to be bitter sarcasm, but Poe's Law doesn't help.