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I know, but that vision of the post-Iwata era as a short-lived, zany trainwreck inexplicably fills me with hilarity.
Hilarity is one of the stages of grief, right?

Having Miyamoto as CEO is the closest thing I can imagine to a real life Willy Wonka.

Sad but unsurprising. I lost my grandmother to the same condition last year, and it wasn't pretty. :/

GREAT JOB BEING SAD, INTERNET

Joe Don Baker.

Yeees, Mr. Felonious. Everything is great.

(Ah!)

And she tackled another problematic issue in the same interview, too. Talk about killing two crowes with one stone.

I mean, that's just basic reviving etiquette.

I'm sorry. Let me fix that.

I'm holding out for the Wes Anderson version.

And yet, Elektra was made.

This user had to Google and check if 'Snakenado' was a joke. The results will SHOCK and AMAZE you.

Mine, too. I guess it helped that my dad is a radio ham and we were both into astronomy.
(He's alive and I'm not dating Matthew McConaughey)

Also elite athletes exist in real life. I think?

I also feel that way about this song.
*sotto voce* And Stairway to Heaven, too

It's the sappiest movie I ever actually liked. Also it introduced me to John Carpenter so it has a special place in my heart.

That's actually the title of the sequel, where Star, having disposed of the evil Empire, wages war against the Rebel Alliance. Star will only leave scorched earth in her wake, as she destroys the entire galaxy in a nihilist raptus unaffected by childish notions of "good" or "evil".

Classic donut blaming, right there.