Unacceptable, none of your business, and barely the whole truth.

Why did she call the large guy a nerd?

Shadowgate

Seeing it coming is the whole point of it.

*snaps fingers* DARTH MAUL! That's it.

Well, it took them 15 years to come up with it, it better be good.

I liked her in Red Cliff. She was the second cutest person in the movie, after unassailable pretty boy Takeshi Kaneshiro.

I love everything about this story. I love that no one gave him any money, I love that he lashed out so hilariously, and now I love that Sean O'Neal covered it.
Great job, internet, for allowing such a magnificent trainwreck to happen and delivering it to my attention. It really brightened up my week.

Bandicoot.

I think you inadvertedly found the tipping point where a joke is "too meta" to be recognized by the average AVC reader.
Good… job?

"We Peacock Incest!"

You hope they're dead. That they're not both still out there. Watching…
Creeping.

We watched The Meaning of Life when I was 10, solely based on the fact that we had enjoyed the Flying Circus so much. That was an interesting day.

I can't believe no one made a Dikasso joke.

I'm mostly happy about his move because this will maybe finally get my dad to watch Colbert.
(Over here we don't get the Colbert Report on TV, but the Late Show was bizarrely popular)

Ham and pork…

Man, I picked the wrong year to finally get into Star Trek.

A universal donor of high-octane fun, if you will.

Have fun! I gotta say, my theater had its fair share of obnoxious kids* with cellphones, but the movie is so loud and fun that I didn't even notice them after the first few minutes.
(Insert here rage-filled rant wondering what the hell they were looking at on their cellphones that was better than Mad Max, the awesome…

I only saw this comment now. Thanks for the reply. TV sure is a magical and wondrous thing!