(shudder)

For me, it's always the lamb that Matthew McConaughey serves Kate Hudson in "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." Whenever I see that scene, I want to stick a fork into my TV screen and pull out a piece. If this was a specific recipe, I'd totally love for someone to point me to it, because it would likely become my favorite…

My favorite lines in the episode, not yet mentioned:

Noted: The starving children have been given iPads…but still no food.

Yeah, and really, they're the people who built America…well, the carnival part of it, at least.

That would imply they're crooked accountants.

Summer camps are still big in the New York Catskills, at least for Orthodox Jewish kids.

Not with the real Titans (as far as I know) but in "Final Crisis: Revelations", Dr. Light is having sex with several hookers who are dressed up as the female Teen Titans (it's quite obviously not the real ones), at which point the Spectre shows up to punish him.

Fables! Fables! Fables!

Great comics, but not necessarily best as "introductory" ones. You could probably (though not certainly) enjoy the first four Sandman volumes without knowing DC Comics history (though knowing it helps immensely - Neil Gaiman is a true comics scholar), but Golden Age and Starman really don't work great as stand-alones…

You clearly never read "Harry Potter and the Balance of the Earth."

Best sound effect: "YAK!!"

This concept of "WUV" confuses and enrages me!!

On the other hand, the TV show was quite progressive about homosexuality.

I remember liking AfterMASH when it was on. Everything I read tells me that it sucked, though. Still, I'd love to own it on DVD, just to be certain, and my M*A*S*H DVD collection feels a little incomplete without it.

This attitude gave us the movie "Death To Smoochy", so it must be a good thing.

Is that some alt-language version of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius?

This list is completely invalid without Teletubbies. Whatever there is to criticize about Barney or Dora, at least the characters speak in complete sentences and human language. I shudder to wonder how many little kids' language skills were retarded by watching the show.

Check out this clip: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Arthur rocks. I was floored when they actually put a little "South Park" send-up into a show for grade-schoolers.