Seriously? It's "Republican" (in a derogatory way) to acknowledge that nature isn't a rose garden? Are you vaccinated? Do you live in some form of human-built shelter? Is your water filtered and disinfected before you drink it?

But…where are the Burns-O's?

True story - my kids saw the first several seasons of Simpsons before they ever saw Beauty and the Beast. When they watched that, and "Be Our Guest" came on, they dismissively said, "They ripped that off of Mr. Burns."

I don't think it's implied that the blind man was jailed at the end of the episode. As I recall, they wrote it off as "medical" marijuana and then Wiggum et al happily participated in consuming said product.

Well, he didn't get degrees in Murderology and Murderonomy for nothing.

"Spanish Fry" is the one you're thinking of.

And he'd sacrifice a moderately attractive monkey to save a beautiful woman.

Well, had they ever been to Omicron Persei 8 yet? Or did their lives begin only on the nursery planet? Maybe they can't really be called Omicronian in their own rights just yet.

Look, no one's saying it's wrong to eat meat…

He had Man Ray babysit his sex slave? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would have told him what a bad idea that is.

The Braves are building a stadium in suburban Cobb County, to start playing there in 2017.

And to think that Turner Field is going to be gone in another two years, forget about a thousand…

Flintstones over Futurama for "F"? And this isn't even one of the letters for which you listed a runner up? Bah.

Isn't Jim Lee Asian? I'm not sure if he's actually written stories, but he's co-Publisher, so that's probably a notch or two above "writer".

"Windowless rooms for ugly exercisers"

Screw Flanders.

From "Homer the Vigilante": "You can use statistics to prove anything, Kent. 41% of all people know that."

I'd certainly put it ahead of Scott Tenorman. I could be convinced about ManBearPig, but off-hand, I'd put Casa Bonita ahead of it.

That episode of South Park was discarded as being not as good as "Scott Tenorman Must Die."

Really? A simple Animal House send-up is your nomination for best Simpsons episode? Or possibly best episode of any sitcom in the last 25 years?