Winston St. Marie Schmidt

"Now go tell that son of a bitch cat of yours he's gonna get a new mommy."

Gary's traumatic noises after walking in on Selena having sex sounded just like E.T. crying in that godforsaken cornfield.

Schmidt's incredulous "HE'S A BOTTOM?!" about his dad letting Jess dominate him was horrifying and beautiful all at the same time.

I'm still waiting for the Rasputin biopic starring Gary Oldman set on the night of his botched assassination by Russian nobles with poison, shooting him several times at point blank range, beating him in the face with a shoe, and, when all of that failed, tossing him in the freezing river. Directed by Quentin…

FURGUSON

But how'd he do it standing & without a beverage??

I'm still waiting for the flashback to Winston when he was evil for a week.

TRAAAAAAAAAAN

As an art history PhD student, I can testify to this. Because only a delusional moron would focus on 19th-century European art.

Or if Phil had done his job.

Somehow my ideal fantasy weekend of brunching and hiking with my ruggedly chic LL.Bean boyfriend has been replaced by racing through a jungle on the back of Burt Macklin's motorcycle surrounded by his pet raptors. I'm ok with that.

Reading just now that Pervert Kleptomaniac Santa was Mr. Belding makes me question my childhood and also the 90s being cool now.

With era appropriate mustache.

"This isn't Burning Man, Boyle. Tell me what I'm eating."

He got them thaaangs.

I want, nay, demand season three's DVD extras to include footage of this episode's table read so we can see firsthand everyone's reactions to Reid Scott calling Timothy/Jonah a terrorist chicken fucker.

It is good, but personally I found it a little too preachy, slow, and not nearly as visually arresting as Hannibal or True Detective. And as much as I do enjoy some beautiful Irish scenery, Jamie Dornan is not the most exciting foe to Anderson's earthy and whip smart detective. She is the best part of the series,…

"I am enchanted and terrified" pretty much sums up the entire viewing experience of NBC Hannibal.