Jesus, you're kidding right?

Yes, I have…you've heard of 3000 miles, right? And the half-life of radiation?

From a strike in LA? The fallout would never come CLOSE to the east coast.

Both Russia's and Canada's forces have been dancing around the Arctic for quite some time. The North remembers.

Jeez, there's lots about this that actually has me worried — the main reason that China has allowed the Kims to act with such impunity for so long is precisely because they are 'afraid' of refugees.

Any nuclear threat in this case would be coming from the other side…if you lived in LA, MAYBE you'd have to worry. Of course, that assumes we're limiting escalation to the US and the DerPRK…

Devil's advocate: who is the Democratic 'paragon' that reaches Reagan's height?

It's not as awful as you might hope, but as physically impossible as you'd think ;)

Ugh, I'm not going back and forth to quote yourself to yourself, but you laid out rules about how "cyber" should be used. I was mocking you about your Doctor Who reference that was thusly involved.

Hackers and cyberspace. Pay attention.

Like people can only use certain words if Babylon 5 said so or some bullshit like that.

Oh, here you are again…I've learned to ignore your interpretation of language, so I guess I'll see you next time.

That doesn't make sense. I'm asking you to provide an example of him on The Report being 'edgier,' in case that's not clear.

I'm asking you to provide one. One that was 'edgier' than calling the sitting POTUS the cock-holster of another power. I'm not doing that research for you.

And an example of when he went harder on The Report is…?

So when he called the pumpkin Putin's "cock-holster" and refused to apologize, that wasn't edgy enough?

You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/wat… (Admittedly, the first couple lines help your cause, hilariously, just hilariously).

Because…?

Any form of armed conflict, let alone nuclear, would be DEVASTATING in ways you clearly haven't considered.

I caught both Myers and Conan after this, and hot damn they BOMBED. I'm curious about how much of that is related to when the pumpkin made his statement, but (correct me if I'm wrong) they all record around the same time, so it shouldn't objectively matter. To watch Colbert operate compared to what they did…