Yeah, but the facial resemblance was pretty striking, I thought

What happens to those rare true sociopaths who really don't feel things? Seems like they probably wouldn't have a bad memory to relive…

I immediately thought the Helldouche was intended to represent the Pharmadouche Martin Shkreli…

Ha well done — even though I'm on an apology tour for being a dick, I totally did that on purpose to see if anyone caught it, so applause to you, sir or madam.

A thoughtful response, and please accept my apologies for my overly emotional replies. I have very deep feelings about suicide and wounds that haven't healed, so I tend to pop off when it comes up.

Fair. I definitely ventured deep into dickbag territory with some of my comments. Not an excuse, but the whole issue regarding the scene is something that hits very hard and very 'close to home' so I reacted poorly. Apologies.

You also deserve the offer of a long range high five (not that that means much, and I'm mostly an asshole).

Oh, also, there's a significant other in your life that you still think about but wants nothing to do with you.

Don't know if I feel bad for you or good for you…

You could totally see that cartoon girl's underpants under her skirt (character name/actor name irrelevant)

I hadn't realized that Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy were married until now. /whatever the sarcastic emoji is

Hahaha, I'm offering a long range high five to you for that response :)

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What is unrelatable about Eugene's actions? Is it the part where he tried to save her life? The part where he was there to comfort her as soon as she called? The part where he acted on teenage feelings (twice…or maybe three times)? The part where he gently pecked her on the lips and didn't force himself on her in…

Warren Ellis hey? It's funny that you manage to seem like you know who actually wrote the books but FULLY missed out on GETTING HIS NAME RIGHT

The scene very clearly established him as the one in the "friendzone" (let's leave what that implies aside for the moment) — he was the one she called to literally talk her out of suicide. He was immediately there, and successfully did so. Her reasons were PROFOUNDLY stupid, but she was a teenage girl.

It very much is. Making the "it wasn't very stupid" quote a hell of a punchline.

1/6, not 6%

Any Canadians around who remember the band Moist?

I know the backstory behind the improvs you mention (not trying to sound douchey about it…if anything I appreciate that you're helping explain specifics)…that said, it seems like the cast has some pretty strong improvisers and the only real pain caused is the production costs associated with extra takes (which…