Also, I assume this means you categorically reject movies starring black or Asian or Hispanic or purple people if they were directed by a white man…

Yes, because the way to solve racism is to group off into factions increasingly concerned with their racial identity versus looking for ways that we're all the same. Thanks, DiBlaggio.

I know it's slightly off-topic but I think the worst fan song ever is "Purple and Gold" by Prince

The trailer for Alien would come not too long after this and that is a fucking MASTERCLASS in trailers…but it kinda is like this one in a certain way…

Your user name alone indicates that you are an ugly, ugly person.

Maybe a century plus of not winning somehow convinced better writers than you to address the issue.

(I'm pretty sure that was a Ryan Reynolds joke…also the new Netflix Voltron is pretty fun)

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, FART

Just like Lost!

The white blades were deemed racist and fixed in post :p

No no no, it happened a long time ago…

/applause

Isn't it Finland? Or Sweden? I get them confused the same way most white Americans do with Japanese and Chinese…we can't trust them to direct our films!

Only Asians should direct movies about Asians. Only black people should direct movies about black people. Only Easter Islanders should direct movies about Jesus' resurrection. Only Christians should direct movies about the Easter Bunny. Only Canadians should direct movies about Santa Claus.

Whitesplaining now? Please fuck off.

Love it, thank you thank you thank you.

I can't even see the rails anymore we're so far off them

There's a Star Wars movie coming out that features Mads Mikkelsen. Let's not pretend anyone is gonna watch this.

I feel like the pumpkin's take on inner cities is based on watching maybe three random episodes of The Wire…

Holy shit…HEY EVERYONE THERE ARE AWFUL PEOPLE!!!!