Coining an old phrase is like inventing an antique.

Golly, I guess we shouldn't make fun of people who have children.

Eh, its meant to be self deprecating and and the emphasis is on house vs field. I'm going to call this 3rd degree racism.

Its like he was really into Turquoise Jeep but didn't realize it was joke.
https://youtu.be/h1zGqRXZlnY

Wow that's pathetic. I wonder what they paid for this thing?

To all you lazy, irresponsible assholes who rammed Hillary Clinton down our throats and didn't bother to campaign at all — this shit is on you. Own it.

I don't see an inherent problem with using science to decide things that can be tested and faith to decide things that can't.

In that case I'm going to go ahead and say none of it is.

I'm not sure I understand how you get a Phd in Geology while being a young earth creationist. Was he constantly arguing with teachers or just telling them what they wanted to hear till he got his degrees?

Hopefully someone else starts a new dog rating twitter

Yeah, since when are college sophomores so dumb?

That video didn't need a spooky soundtrack. Get out of here ya film students.

6. Gary Busey

I once heard an Australian cite the same reason for not going to Canada. He said that snakes and scorpions will always run away from you, but the same cannot be said of bear and moose.

The Paris agreement asks each country to set its own goals and then suffer no consequences if they fail to meet those goals. There aren't really any downsides, but not many upsides either. This is all about the president telegraphing whether or not he believes in climate change, not a matter of practical policy.

I mean, I could see how an animal rights activist would be upset about kosher slaughtering without being a "raging anti-semite and racist" but yeah I guess if he did time for it that must have been pretty serious. Then again, this the country that just fined someone for liking posts on Facebook…

Is it crazy that I assumed this would be about an app that sends someone to your house to grill you a cheese?

The other night, a 22 year old asked me what kind of music I listen to and I honestly didn't know how to answer. I have almost no personal investment in genres at this point. I could name bands, but that really just means they have a song or two that I like.

Jesus Christ, how is it a betrayal of who you are to try something? That only makes sense if "who you are" is a set of rules rather than actual experiences and opinions.

Um, the problem isn't that she doesn't like Harry Potter. She's never read it. The problem is that she's the kind of person who isn't supposed to like Harry Potter. She would be embarrassed to be seen reading it.