So deans advise students eh? I always wondered what they did. Still wondering about chancellors and provosts.

Shit, I didn't know the desert had a dress code. To the robe store!

I recently played in a Magic tournament of about 200 people. The store owner was making announcements through a loudspeaker when the lone black guy at the event started yelling something. The owner paused for a moment, then said "We have a very diverse crowd here. In fact we once had an event where 10% of the players…

What's the simpler explanation, this or she just gained 15 pounds while aging 14 years?

To be an eccentric recluse, enigmatic philanthropist, or gentleman adventurer. Duh.

Well its presumably Australian dollars, so does "$14 avocado toast" make you feel any better?

Well I mean, he's right that you shouldn't be paying $19 for avocado toast, but I doubt that most people are having trouble buying houses just because they're going to overpriced restaurants.

Fad, toy, and therapeutic device aren't mutually exclusive categories. Can everyone stop yelling now?

I've heard that "douchebag" used to be the woman's equivalent of "scumbag" in New Jersey at some point in time.

Don't you know how anything works? You give stuff to rich peole in the hopes that their influence will help you get even more stuff for yourself!

Good news, everyone. I've watched at least part of all of these trailers and can now tell you definitively which of these movies are good and which are not.

Ah, I guess that makes sense.

Something that's always bothered me about the original: Why does the guy that can't understand metaphors refer to Zoe Saldana's character as a "green whore" when there is no indication that she has sex for money?

Turns out that "shot out of a cannon" doesn't come anywhere near describing it
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This song gives people the mistaken impression that self-harm is a response to apathy, when usually it is prompted by a surplus of emotion that can't be easily expressed. Also this version sucks.

Thanks Cookie Monster, you're right. We shouldn't rely on recycling others ideas.

Nope, its fun. Why does it make you angry?

Its been a couple of days, and I have to admit, I kinda want to know what Jabba feels like now.

Thank you for that thorough explanation. NERD!!!

I get the feeling that the Amazonian yoke is beginning to chafe around here.