"And just for the record, because I'm a method actor, and I like to go deep…"
Oh my god, are you serious?
"I required real ants. So these are real killer ants. One bite from these ants: They will kill you."
Oh I guess you weren't serious…that's actually pretty funny.

I continue to read somethingawful due to muscle memory when I open a browser window.

How come the awful link of the day hasn't been updated for decades?

So here's a summary of the worldview presented by that blog as best as I can figure out:

Schizophrenics sure do put out a huge volume of highly creative writing.

They did create some unity: Some people hate this ad because it shows a positive image of protestors, and some people hate it because it tries to attach Pepsi to activism, but almost everyone hates it.

Seriously. What the hell else are you going to spend your money on once you're a billionaire? I know I'd have some sort of crazy doomsday castle.

He's the Banksy of punctuation

Nothing cooler than a gigantic restaurant chain that came straight outta Wichita.

If we can't do it, no-one can! So make sure to stop them if they try.

A true test of whether something is cool is if it makes you cool by association. Since watching youtube videos does not make you cool, I do not trust this chart.

Comparing Klingons to zombies is offensive.

They start behaving like missionaries for self-determination, arrogantly
assuming that unlike the people holding the trays and carrying their
food, they’re living examples of perseverance just because they admire other people who overcame difficulties

Yes, but I was 16. Try watching Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels now and see what you think. I'll wait.

I'm OK with this "cinematic universe" if it leads to a movie where they all join forces thats called Monster Mash.

Fair enough.

I just skimmed the first two pages of that subreddit and didn't see a single thread about this, so saying its being torn apart is a bit of a hyperbole.

That sounds suspiciously similar to the movie Mac and Charlie came up with.

Well the cows are selling out the chickens in the hopes that it will delay their own inevitable slaughter. So to me, the ads are saying that racial groups will turn on each other in the face of existential threat and that all activism is driven by selfish motivations. All of which fits with the designation of…

Its like a viewing portal into 1995.