Right by da beach. Boy!

Yeah this must have passed because so many people called in to support it, right?

Hey, settle down over there.

Is this about that minivan I chose not to rent?

Cool, just don't have a criminal record or they won't even let you in for a visit.

"Uh no mom, I won't be moving back to Omaha because my acting career is really taking off. I just did a commercial for a bluetooth frisbee. I bet you don't even know what that is, but you're going to see about a million of them this Summer!"

The heart wants what it wants.

I really can't tell if this comment is meant to be parody or not.

That is a wizard's cloak, you cad.

I've only been there once, but I was so clearly terrified that they were nice to me.

Buuuullllshit you can do 700 GDP at 70 psi. Maybe 600 on a good day. Hah!

In the words of my father: "You are wrong"
Edit: Unless you're talking about the Chicago dog I ordered at a Sonic in Florida.

4,5, and 6 are indeed synonymous with Chicago. Incidently, I ate an italian beef sandwich for the first time about a month ago and it was bad. Only eat half of it bad. Number 8 (Gyros) I associate with Chicago only because only because a restaurant I went to once called them as "Chicago style gyros" Everything else on…

Dude, listen to his tone of voice. That guy is not joking.

This movie is the last gasp of Gen-X youth culture dominance.

Everyone just remember that she has another year to go before her brain fully develops. Personally I don't think anyone should be held accountable for anything they say before age 25. Of course I don't think they should be giving their opinions on TV either…

Playing this song at a party seems like an unsubtle way to say "I want to get laid tonight"

Because they (the museum) have figured out which way the wind is blowing and don't want to become irrelevant?

Last I'd heard, open carry of all kinds is legal in VA. Which leads to these odd incidents where the police arrest someone for having a gun in Starbucks or whatever but then let them go without charges.

"Neo only knew kung fu, after all, because he chose to know kung fu. It’s not inherent to the mythos."