"Well well well… very witty Wilde. But if you think you can come in here and commingle recent SNL with MP then you have another thing coming! I'll have you know that my brother, Corporal Clitoris, has dated her majesty naked for over 40 years now, and never once have his naughty bits been televised. Oh, wait,…

"Stop this! Stop this at once! What started as a nice little article about frivolous lawsuits has degenerated into discourse of various naughty bits. Now, no one enjoys naughty bits more than I do, well, except for perhaps Corporal Clitoris, and oh yes, Private Parts. Come to think of it, most people enjoy…