Ah the last four episodes of the season. Or as I like to call it, the Roller Coaster of Sadness

I like how one kid stepped in while the other just hid under the table the whole night

It's okay, those are "food" babies, not "friend" babies; there's no moral grey area!

Also I think this is the first time they confirmed that Mr. Witherspoon died. They just said that he was in the hospital after the stroke in the season 2 finale, and part of me was hoping we'd get to hear Stephen Colbert say things like "strangle the dirty dangle" again

I'm honestly surprised he's been able to keep Vigor afloat or even this long, but the man DID catch a rye bagel. He's gotta at least be somewhat on the ball

I haven't cared this much about rich people's attempts to get richer since Mad Men

Mr. Peanutbutter's "Am I wrong?" made me laugh so hard I almost forgot the horrifying reality that, no, he is not wrong

Good to see ol' Queefburglar is still an #influencer after Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities ended

Oh, Steven would help Bojack out no problem. The real question is how Amethyst would react to having nigh unlimited access to his drugs and alcohol.

True, but we already have Peridot. She's basically a Zim

*Garnet voice* I previsioned it

The fact that Bismuth made Rose's sword able to poof gems but not kill them also takes on a lot of meaning if Rose was Pink Diamond. It looks like only high ranking gems (like Jasper) are able to shatter gems on their own, so Rose having a new, nonlethal weapon made when she "became" Rose Quartz would be really…

Steven operates by Edward Elric rules: when someone wants to kill you, there's a good chance they'll end up becoming one of your best friends

I wonder how her Pizzarito compares to Todd's Pizza Hotdog Taco from Bojack Horseman

You can always unbubble a gem, though. You can't unshatter one

if the sheer size of Blue Diamond is anything to go by, I'm guessing it works by Invader Zim rules; the tallest get the power

I mean, it was no Cat on a Hot Tin Tin Roof

The DUSTIN Diamond Dickwad Authority!