And yet both are much better than Bat Out of Hell 3, half of which doesn't hold a candle to the other two.

The winner of a reality TV talent contest specifically aimed at casting the part of Jesus for that production.

Hmmm… almost sounds like a great comic book or graphic novel, egghog… needs a slangy super-hero type title though… I've got it!

You mean rumors that there was a revival in 1978 (!), 2000, and 2012? Because all of those actually happened. On Broadway, no less. (Playbill Vault is your friend.)