I want another screenplay with 75 pages of the leading actress shouting: "Jack".

Every viewer would donate to avoid a Yanni special …
Ecstasy on his face, the McDonald’s manager conducts the lunch crew while deftly handling the milk shake machine. His name tag reads: YANNI.

The plea might mean something if it came from Chance the Gardener.

I think Sherwood Anderson once told a friend (and fellow writer), "I'll blurb your book as long as I don't have to read it."

Can Superman still fly when his cape is at the cleaners?

"Fink! … Let's chow."