Yeah but dropping your car keys down a sewer drain is better than Piers Morgan.

Acting!? You want MORE ACTING?! John Travolta is about to explode! We have. Enough.
Acting.

America, I'm sorry that we inflicted James Corden on you like the Spanish Plauge but you gave him a talk show so it's partly your fault.

That John Oliver, who or what will he take down next? AIDS. I hope it's AIDS.

Andrew Wakefield seems to linger like a bad smell. Just when you think the damage is done and we've forgotten him, he resurfaces again with the same old bullshit that was never even slightly credible in the first place.

Is Gary Cole's beard askew?

Snyder is popping a squat and smirking for every million this grosses.

Ultimately, you're taking pictures with a phone, so who fucking cares about how shit the website is.

We don't need time travel to recast Dr Strange, we have a perfectly good Clive Owen right now.

Great Job Internet?
GREAT JOB MARK ARUM YOU FUCKING BEAST.

Yeah his portrayal in this episode is a little bizarre. I'm not a big comics guy but I thought The Punisher was basically a good guy who killed people, making him an antihero who you could argue is or isn't doing the right thing (as if battering the living shit out of criminals is somehow fine but shooting them makes…

After about a week of nibbling at it after work I was able to put a Sunday into Stardew Valley and get almost into the second year. I might not spend all of this weekend with it but I'm nowhere near finished, the game is utterly engrossing and at the same time very peaceful.
I reviewed it here if you're interested in…

Beetlejuice/Heathers 2 would probably both be awful, but they should be made on the off chance that they turn out great.

Forcemeat.

I wish more bands could just admit that the world really needs them to fuck off.

Now do Frasier.

Love The Edge, so underrated. Baldwin is a perfect douchebag.

Sicario has been fucking robbed. If Deakins doesn't at least take the Oscar for cinematography, I'm shutting the whole thing down and starting cinema over again.

It's rare to get something for nothing in Pokemon? Apart from when Professor Oak shoves Pokemon in your face without you even asking for one.
Here kid, take this HM that lets you get to other areas of the world because I can't seem to find a use for being able to fly around anywhere at will.
I'm a lonely recluse,…

FX picked this up so they would have the rights to making a Chips Hardy show.