I wasn't sure why he didn't just come clean about things either (and I also really liked seeing him and Kevin getting along for once, so watching him blow it was especially painful.)

And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt.

I'd like the show to do more with Maureen. She does get a little more to do this season, but her budding interest in computers is a great hook that never feels like it exists anywhere except on the periphery of the rest of the family's struggles. And I feel so bad for her…the poor kid is going to be exactly the right…

He could have been sassy!

Good news, they're just frozen! They'll be fine! They did the same thing to Jerry in the first episode with the council and he was okay. It's just like going into stasis, basically.

It's been a thing of beauty. His surrogates and toadies do the usual political scandal thing of explaining why what he meant to do wasn't really that bad, only to get the rug pulled out from under them by Trump getting on Twitter to loudly admit to everything like the murderer at the end of a courtroom drama. EVERY…

I was ecstatic when Trump fired Comey (and then was way too dumb to even begin to pretend it was for any other reason than the obvious one). He couldn't have done a better job of fucking himself if he had two strap-ons and a cloning machine.

(Spoilers)

Telgemeier is the best. I work in a library and man does her stuff go like hotcakes. The only way it could get more popular is if she could shoehorn Minecraft and/or farts into it somehow.

I love that Hanson song.

I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Like a four.