I fell asleep watching it last night.

Zack makes such awful films.

Weird like the shape?

Marble rye, extra pus?

Bannon the Hut

Galaxy Quest is such a good movie. I had no idea they were making a show.

Eh?

I'll be that.

I don't know what any of this means, but it seems like it's probably funny.

You don't want your retinas scorched?

Pewdiepie is a dead meme.

This wins the Internet today. See the receptionist for your prize and to validate your parking.

It's convenient to have a method of identifying them. We can think up new and better metaphors.

"four-dimensional chess, what with his unique ability to stay three or four steps ahead of his adversaries"

lol, peepaw.

The…door?

To be fair, a sizeable chunk of them weigh way more than 300.

Of course Netflix doesn't mind you sharing, they charge you for each additional screen

Finally. Hot dog. It is a proud day for America.