I think cream cheese on a hot dog is good, if it's accompanied by other fancy things like dried cranberries and accent greens. Cream cheese on a taco, no, that's not a thing.

I mean throughout. The last time I cared that much about music was for about a week in early high school.

I saw the trailer for this and thought it was the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life. I assume the abuse video is almost as bad, but of course I'll never voluntarily watch that.

Hopefully not as much of a tool, though.

How does Diamond Joe Biden feel about this?

You can certainly make the case that actors with a heavy suspicion of behaving illegally and/or immorally should not be rewarded by a private organization that issues voluntary, largely popularity-based awards. But let's not act like the two things have anything intrinsically to do with one another, or that anyone has…

So this is a show that exists?

It's a funny joke, Bannon jokes tend to be funny, and an individual can set their own ethical boundaries about what jokes to tell. I think it's proper for NBC to maintain a fairly strict policy about not attacking individual minors, though.

I really hated it. Under-conceived border porn pastiche.

French Kiss is spectacular. Two comic talents working with a great script. Prettily-shot, too.

That's My Bush, which I think they did an article on several months ago. It fails not because it's about Bush, but because satirizing three-camera sitcoms almost feels more archaic than three-camera sitcoms themselves. It's more a sketch than a series.

Pretty much. Sincerity and comedy are an awkward combination. Of course comedy is often satirical and often takes a side, but imagine Dr. Strangelove pausing to deliver a straightforward endorsement of, say, the Arms Control and Disarmament Act. That would hurt it as a film and as an anti-nuclear polemic.

I agree with him and I'm not a Trump voter.

I wouldn't call them unassuming; they made up an elaborate abduction story, after all.

I think Conway's outfit is cool. Weird, even somewhat menacing, but cool.

@butthorn, an internet friend of mine, is probably my favorite "weird Twitter" comedian, though I only just learned the term. (The concept, of course, is familiar to me.)

I don't doubt that people think they have it. When the scientists start to call it a thing, I'll get on board.

Yeah, I mean… at this point, why?

A condition invented by people who spend too much time on the internet.

I think the best thing to do with a narcissist sociopath is to give him the chance to be magnanimous, which is how he sees himself. Heaping abuse only makes him worse. It's a lost cause, though, there's no controlling the apocalyptic millennials.