"Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year."

This is the first one I don't think I understand at all.

Quintessential + Batman = Adam West.

The laft metroid if in captifvity

True.

You're underrating Rene Auberjonois' great song, at the very least.

I never liked Nick for the same reason I never liked Looney Tunes. I always prefer the cute, elegant, relatively calm world of Disney to the slapdash, slapstick style of the former two.

Best to hold onto that theory and not test it, I think. He's really never recovered from the Tonight Show move. Andy Richter, though, is as funny as ever.

Japanenstance.

Sean Connery.

Still quite irrelevant, IMO.

Once we have a UFT, the physicists will be able to predict everything.

Which museum? I'd like to see it.

I'm pretty excited!

I'd also add that, leaving their politics aside, Ted Cruz falls into the same general personality type. Cruz is an overgrown theater kid.

True, and he's also like certain Church of Christ Youth Groupers, but I stand by Mormon as the comparison least in need of modifiers. :)

It comes through in all his shows and interviews. You might not know enough Mormons.

Instagram is a place to post pictures. Joining it late last year has been enjoyable for me. It's give me a reason to take more pictures, which is something I'd wanted to do, but I had been frustrated that all my pictures just sat in a folder on a computer and only got touched every few years when I needed to transfer…

I tweet along with Antiques Roadshow, which is probably one of the weirdest combinations of old and new, but there's quite a little community that does it.

I don't think there's any question about who the real Colbert is. He's a softhearted guy, a nice guy, very Mormon-ish. Had a shtick cutting against all that, which some people liked. His other ideal career, now that that initial one's run its course, is probably a small one (as public/celebrity careers go), and not in…