2006: The Obelisk Takes Manhattan was the real jump-the-shark moment for that franchise.

That should have been the alternate title of The Basement Tapes. The Basement Tapes: Rainy Day Women #1-11 and 13-34. Problem solved!

And the new hip team should have edgy, gritty names like "Doggett" and "Reyes."

Darths and Droids has really salvaged those prequels, IMO. They're watchable now if you just imagine Sally, Ben, Annie, Jim, and Pete pulling the strings. OK, I haven't actually put that theory to the test, but I'd rather give them another shot than ever watch The Hobbit again.

Saw Hitchcock's 1927 silent film The Lodger on the big screen with a new guitar and cello score played live. It was really fun.

Between repression and oversharing lies the vast, breathtaking landscape of being.

Beside the point in the context of this conversation. Let's stipulate, for sake of argument, that he did do it, because that situation is what my post is about.

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Oh I think they love it. It gives them something to talk about at parties.

"…that when he was young, 'I pretended I owned a dirty movie theater. That’s how I played as a child.'"

The Van Houtens as the Thorwalds is quite good. As is Skinner in the lead role.

Another great one (also from memory): "Oh, no, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"

I really wanted to see it. :)

Your avatar fits this eerily well.

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The one my friends and I have historically said the most is "Faster Grandma, Grandma's gaining on us."

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Let's call this line of rebuttal "the Life of Brian defense."

I must differ with you, sir! I would posit the inverse: that the link is antiquated at best, and vague at most!

And moreover, I don't think the Huxtables will or should be excised from TV history. There will be a period where we're unable to talk about them very loudly, and we're at the beginning of that period now. But they're too important to the lore of the medium of TV, just as Polanski and Allen are too important to…