I don't know whether this has been noticeable before and I've just missed it, but does Noah really have Alison, his fiance and the mother of (probably not) his child, listed as "Alison Bailey" in his phone? Like, really? Just in case Noah wasn't douchey enough as it is already.

Dan didn't say "ABSOLUTELY!!!" when Jeff asked them whether they're ready for the reward challenge. Dan must not like orphans (along with women, people who "play the victim"…)

In the voting for next season, both Mike and Carolyn are on the short list. Considering the season is called second chances, does that mean these two don't win this season? So either Birthday Boy, "ABSOLUTELY!!!", Bully who Sucks at Challenges, or What'sHerName will win? My God.

How does Carolyn NOT notice the clue to the hidden immunity idol floating in her soda bottle? Then again, she did seem pretty eager to hand over the bottle to Joe when he said he was still thirsty. Could she have possibly noticed it, but did not want it because she knows of the possible burden of the clue? Carolyn,…

In the preview for next week's episode, did the editors just seriously play the Wilhelm scream for when Will is flopping down that slide? Jeez, Survivor, we all know Will isn't the best at challenges, but Goddamn, lay off the man a bit.

Anyone else notice the balls on that monkey?!?! My God, the gonads on that thing. I had to rewind the episode just to make sure I wasn't seeing things. And wait, so the word "whore" has to be bleeped out, but those monkey nuts don't have to be censored? Oh FCC, you and your funny standards.

Morgan: "I don't want to sound conceited because then I, like, would sound vain and egotistical and narcissistic, and, like, although I'm not sure what these words, like, mean, I assume they're bad things because whenever people call me them, they say it, like, in a rude way, but anyway, I'm, like, definitely not…

Is it just me, or did Debbie look like she was like a year older than she did in last week's episode?

You're right about the extreme and sudden tension between Mickey and Kevin. I can live with something horrible happening to Mickey, but if Kevin, V, or even worst, the twins get hurt, that is not okay.