You're a lying sack of shit. Or a major moron if that's what you understood the 'vampires' were.

So this show is bad because you don't know after 4 episodes how it will end? God, The A.V. Club sucks ass these days. I don't know who's the biggest moron, you or A.A. Dumbass who didn't liked Dawn of the Planet of the Apes because he KNOWS how the story should end after all these movies.