#notallwomen

Because its not funny?

"Hey, lets try and read too much into something that isn't there to cover up the fact that we have no worthwhile criticisms or opinions of our own".

Why can't it be both?

Probably. Was the Falcon being nearly trapped in the mouth of a Space Slug an allegory for man's basic fear of having a spaceship stuck up our pee-hole? We'll never know.

Wrestlemania XXX. Not a perfect ppv (more Shield, dammit!) but dammit if its not the most enjoyable ppv in a long long time. Kicking off with the Hulkster, Stone Cold AND The Rock? 2 Daniel Bryan matches and his climbing to the top of the pile? YES! YES! YES!

Pierogi! Its already plural!

If he's saying that people can do anything to him, would that count as consent? I know they're now saying thats not the case but given his past recent history, its difficult to know what to think. Ultimately, as with any other crime, involving any other person, this should be investigated fully before a judgement is…

One can be a master thief AND infamous. Exhibit A: Constantine.

In music its British Sea Power. As clichéd as it may be, they are 'my' band, the one that i fell in love with and have lover ever since. I may not go to every gig, but the vast majority of gigs i go tonwill be them and every release is a reason to celebrate. Mere words cannot explain how much this band means to me…

Oh no! Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!

It's just the one flashback and its of GRRM eating a pallet load of cheese just before bedtime.

In a way, aren't we ALL just lying on a couch?

They are. And we SUCK.

The Origin Story literally no-one was asking for.

Tell me more! I want to know more!

See, i am not a dog person at all. In fact, i am genuinely scared of them. But Jurassic Bark always brings a tear or 100. (Hell, for that matter, the ending to Marley and Me just kills me. Like a fucking poisoned nuclear grenade arrow through the heart) But like everyone else theres so many episodes of Futurama which…

The efforts to make me cry are about as subtle as, well, Forrest. But dammit they do it so well it i don't even get mad.

I've always been a crier. Not in 'real life' where i tend to bottle everything up, but when i watch films or tv, definately so. Even films which i don't particularly like have the power to draw a tear or 2 if they hit the right emotional notes, nomatter how clumsy. Episodes of MASH too numerous to mention (though…

He’s willing to sacrifice his hand to save a friend at the beginning of the movie, but, once returned to England, he acts like a petulant child, teasing his new friend Azeem about love.
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