"This is English courage!"
"CUT! Is it? Is it really? Sorry Kevin, could we have that again but in English? No? Not even a little bit? Even Crowe tried. Badly, yes, but c'mon… still no? Ok, and thats a wrap!"

Am(i)st(r)ad

Lois Griffin.

Was it an alien wizard?

I want it now!

Also, its shit.

What 'damages'? "Oh no, my work of art shall be seen by thousands if not millions and I have managed to get my name out there, oh woe is me!" Pussies.

Gazzola's and a can of Tantrum.

One thing I do disagree with is the idea that the Schumacher films were just the Adam West tv show on a bigger budget. Whilst I see the logic behind this the fact remains that the West versions are fun to watch. And you know what? Probably better made too.

Batman & Robin features Arnold shouting "Get the heroes! " which is, for my money, the single worst line in all of film history.

Parquet Courts' Sunbathing Animal is more than worthy of a mention.

I don't like it. I think its disgusting. How do I explain to my (entirely fictional) gay comedy loving kids what Two and Half Men is?

"I say! That ring was an heirloom from my great aunt Jemima! Rum show chaps, jolly rum show!"

If somebody needs a DVD cover to tell them that theres going to be Amazing Perform Full Frontal Action then that person is a piece of shit.

And thats why I hated Abrams doing Star Trek. He didn't care. Not like I cared. Not like WE cared. He didn't treat the franchise like it deserved to be treated. Instead he just used it to get closer to it's hotter yet shallower younger sister.

Also, if you're going to resurrect a Stark clearly it should be Wolf-headed Robb. Yeah? YEAH?!! Now shit gets motherloving good yeah! Oh, you have a Mountain? Heres Motherloving WolfStark bitches!

My ability to even remotely believe what show runners and actors say about character/plot development died with Star Trek Into Darkness ("its not Khan", oh cool, they might do something interesting with a lesser known chara… no, its Khan). Just because she says the character is dead means bugger all until the…

That happened and we all let it happen.

I liked The King's Speech, but felt it could have been shorter had they cast an actor who didn't stutter.

"You killed my father! You exiled me! You destroyed the kingdom! Wait, Scar, what are you… no! Noooo… *splat!*