"Hey, we were watching that!"

Are they Alf pogs? Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form.

There's little else to say about how stunning 'The Luck of the Fryrish' is, so I'll just go with my favourite line delivery of the series:

"What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?"

Gay? He wishes! If he were gay there'd be no problem. No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.

"PIMP…mobile."

Imagining the biographer punctuating every conversation with Mickey Doyle's laugh livened things up for me.

"Oh, I was hoping you would come back! I even saved your poster of a chimp expressing your distaste for Mondays."

But now nobody has heard of you because your husband is very quiet and enjoys puzzles.

Ahhh boy…that monkey is going to pay.

Lindsey Naegle is my least favourite character by a distance. It's such a bland caricature.

I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS!

"this fruity number" definitely falls into the 'Futurama Quotes To Use At Least 7 Times On A Shopping Trip' category. Never gets old.

So you don't think 'The Lesser of Two Evils' is brilliant? You're garbage! Human garbage!

Was it Flintstones Chewable Morphine?

It is.

Mars University had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

When I was two there was a tidal wave in…

Just realised I want to start said act of firing DNA at each other to make babies with the line "LET CLAW-PLACH BEGIN."

I didn't need to see Jimmy Smits' ass.