Speaking of British TV, I saw that Prime Suspect: Tennison is coming to PBS soon for three 90 min eps…it's Tennison when she was a rookie. No Helen Mirren, but I'm still going to check if out. ;)

I hear "DCI John LOOFAH" in my head…

But you omitted dogs in your initial statement! :-(

OH, I know this one! Is it "covfefe?"

KANGAROO JACK

Bernie Madoff agrees.

And don't forget the coffee salute!

Bernie Madoff disagrees.

"You're toxic/I'm slippin under" takes on a whole new meaning when polonium-210 is involved, amirite?!

¡Buen viaje! ;-)

Are you my brother???!

Auf Wiedersehen! ;-)

I was accused of "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" yesterday…Fuck all those Trumpflakes.

Dear Ben Grimm,

No, it's a new children's book: "James and the Giant Impeach."

6 hours of crews cleaning up 100s upon 100s of 12 packs in 106 degree heat…talk about smelling like a brewery! ;-)

Cox doesn't even give me a cigarette after they bill me each month!

AND YOU'RE EVEN OLDER THAN THY IF THOU POSSESS DINER'S CLUB!

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I was gonna say - if you wanted a beer, I know where there's a whole bunch…