Well… technically it was gray, which is why Ricky hat to keep dropping those contextual clues. It's like a magic trick or something.

To be fair, you were in a shell-shocked post-Piers Anthony mental state, so all is forgiven.

Seriously. I didn't even get to the text before I was laughing.

Eh, the only one I ever kept in a box in mint condition is Inferno, and only because I have absolutely no space on any shelf in my house to display the big guy. I'm the sort of collector who picks things up to admire them, not with an eye to sell them in the future. I mean, I don't mind that I can liquidate them in…

Well, I'm somewhat of a Transformers toy collector (still) and online reaction from that community is pretty much the same as the one here on AV Club. Maybe even more so, since beloved characters from the cartoons and comics look nothing like the ones onscreen. (Wheeljack being the biggest offender. The slinky face…

I know you're kidding… but man, that would've actually been pretty fantastic.

No, she means she's all woman now.

I'd replace Fantastic Four with Spider-Man, who is easily the most recognizable Marvel character, really.