Alex Jones is an Austin Public Access host who somehow…I mean literally, I have no idea how this happened…somehow, escaped into the rst of the world. Trust me, all of us old school austinites are all "wait…alex jones is famous, and Cactus Smack Conspiracy is forgotten?". Unbelievable.

lol, saw what you did there.

How dare you. How DARE you slight the delisciously 70's spoof "High Anxiety".

whatever, saw Sniffles at last year's ACL afterparty, they fucking destroyed.

And now that it is here, and being reposted on every network, you can bet this will be addressed at the next American Chipotle Workers Conference, this fall at the Holiday Inn in Duluth. Way to spoil the fat burritos for everyone.