Ha ha!

Fakery, mostly!

I don't think so - I've met Keanu, and he seemed like a pretty smart and chilled-out individual! He's a better actor than you give him credit for, but not by that much! I saw his Hamlet, and, well, it wasn't so good! But he's great in these Wick flicks!

Weekend at Jimi's!

I just checked my copy of that record, and it seems as hearty as any other normal platter, so I'm not sure what the answer is! Maybe your copy was the last one of the batch when they only had a little putty left!

He was that hideous but friendly goblin-man who lived with the criminal family on the beach until he was rescued by his new best friend SLUTH, who wasn't allowed to visit his pals the GAANIES until he had done the TROFFLE SHOFFLE!

Well it was a pretty dumb looking error, you'll have to admit!

Whatever the coach was on Friday Night Lights!

Featuring that coach from the football show as Ollie North!

I call for re-litigation! Now don't get me wrong, because I've met Asner and he was a terrific guy! He's a fine actor too! But I'd like to point out that, in the movie Gus, about a placekicking mule, Asner's character steps into a shower with a lit cigar, and then is surprised when his cigar goes out and gets soggy!

I bet no one here spells "no one" as "know on!" Well, except you!

Exactly!

Can you name the Stephen King story about killer vehicles in which Mr. Asner starred? No?

He moved on her like a witch, meaning he crept forward with his hands extended and his fingers pinching the air while he emitted a creepy "ee-ee-ee" cackle, and called her "my pretty!"

ROBERT PROSKY vs. PAT HINGLE

George Foreman Grill
Grilled Sandwich
Wich
Witch of the West
Westward Ho!

Things in real life also move!

The credit I've always liked best is one you often see in European pictures of the 1960s and 70s: "With The Friendly Participation Of Fabio Testi" (or whoever the actor may be)! I think that one deserves a revival!

I'd like to find out what the son of Leroy the Masochist from Big Wednesday is up to, or perhaps the son of Mr. Joshua!

Jesse "Half the Body" Ventura?