Zap Rowsdower, White House Press Secretary

Ha ha! I saw the Reeves production of Hamlet that is mentioned in this article! It was just a dress rehearsal, but, while he wasn't laughably bad or anything like that, I can't say he was very good! However, I met him a couple of times around then, and he was a super nice guy! I applaud him for challenging himself by…

Ha ha! I love the Sadies! Always have!

Since you're so proud of the accomplishments of a huge cohort of people with whom you have no connection besides skin color, are you commensurately ashamed when you think of their nastier historical accomplishments?

Ha ha! He was the preacher in that Blob remake! I hope they feature that bit!

Premiering on Fox: You've Been Counseled!

I believe it was actually a B.O. dome!

So you're saying he's a lot like Woody Allen?

As stupid and horrible as all these projects sound, I sure wish he'd go back to working on them full time! Ha ha!

Ha ha, that's true! I remember seeing Up in Smoke when I was maybe ten or twelve and thinking it was absolutely the funniest movie I'd ever seen! I've been meaning to try it again under the intended condition, but haven't as yet bothered!

I think they just held kaleidoscopes up to the camera lens to achieve those trick effects!

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The Abominable Dr. Phibes was a big hit! I think everyone knows about him!

I am very much looking forward to seeing John Dill part 2! I quite enjoyed the original John Dill, and this sounds quite a bit better! More weirdness in action films, please, and more classical/pulp references! Perhaps in John Dill 3 he can fight Hercules!

I'd have preferred that it end with them getting transfusions of horse blood, and that curing the vampirism but giving them an insatiable craving for oats!

Ha ha, I like that movie! Paxton becomes convinced he's become a murderer and handcuffs himself to a bed, where he's found by a portly lady! She moves toward him, there's a fade to black, and by the time it fades up, they're married! It's much like the scenes in Edmond with William H. Macy and his big cellmate!

Serve them a greazy pork sandwich in a dirty ashtray!

"Ha ha, look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig!"

You should see a terrific little movie called Summer Rental!

That's just his undercover name, too! They could have picked Horst P. Grosbach or something, but no!