Yes, you successfully made it completely nonsensical, for, I suppose, reasons of your own!

It made Warner Bros. unhappy, but everyone else was well pleased!

Little Omen-boy suits? Ha ha!

He's Clutch Cargo, all right! Or Clutch Cargo's dissolute older brother, anyway!

He barely looks like Private Pyle at all anymore!

It's the ben trovato presidency!

You know, I realized that if you gave Trump's hair to Bannon (which you literally could, unless it's sewed to his scalp or something), you'd get Clutch Cargo!

He excels at appealing to idiots! Ha ha!

Actually, this president should be played by a woman! But you guys have your electoral college and all that!

It all beats out "According to the White House Press Secretary…" or "According to the President…!"

That does sound like a curse!

A mop with a little face painted on the handle?

You misspelled Exit to Eden!

I watch a lot of episodes of Emergency because my son loves the show, and the paramedics are always attending to some elderly-looking guy who's had a heart attack or something, and they report to the doctors at Rampart that the patient is "a male about 45 years old!" So in the 1970s, everybody apparently looked at…

Kellyanne Gwynplaine!

Then you'd better check this out! Ha ha, scroll down to the end…

Ha ha! Are you perchance one of those fellows who cries "I've got lumber!" every time he achieves an er*ction?

I also used to find his name funny! I had the single with Spirit on one side and a goofball number called Milk Cow on the other! Milk Cow also made me laugh!

Gumbleberry - the maddest!

People lost their heads, just like they did back in 1914 when Marmaduke Ferdinand was assassinated!