"Donger need pants!"

This Summer… Put On Your Sou'wester!

You're not mistaken, but they were!

Yes, in excess I would say!

Maybe he's Pepe LePew?

NAILED it!

You're right - Sleep 'n' Eat died in 1962! Or maybe you didn't realize that, horrifyingly, there was an actual performer by that name!

They'll play victim anyway, as I'm sure you know!

That sounds pretty 2014 to me!

ROY SCHEIDER
29 CORAL REEF WAY
DAVY JONES' LOCKER

I believe she actually says "Feets, don't fail me now!" or something to that effect! I'm sure even Sleep'n'Eat found that a little much in 1964!

To be fair, Chewie is some kind of animal, so can't be expected to conform to our ideas of fair play!

And Threepio explains that robots who masturbate too much develop a condition known as redarm!

Who stole it from Landoo!

I came to read about the 1979 bat picture featuring David Warner, not a bunch of children's comic books!

Shupels J. Chupels
Mynd de Bank
Pennis Johnson
John Kwimble Kopers
Carol Bayer Sager
Mr. Pudde-Bunston
J. Manzie Golutnut
"Hominard" - The Man With A Lobster's Mouth

Somebody's uncle! Ha ha, weren't you listening?

Being a Beverly Hills hairdresser-to-the-stars qualifies as humble to some, I suppose!

Don't forget this, never forget this: Ghosts Can't Do It!

It's not well known, but the character was originally called "Captain Fendricks" before he was redesigned to be more of a national hero type!