I look forward to their first movie, coming soon in about three hundred years!

Is it a sign of things to come? No, the bear has been a symbol of Russian pride for a long time, so perhaps it's more of an ur-sign!

But Action Jackson featured the acting prowess of Craig T. Nelson!

You know what's a fun, stupid, kind of badass and now forgotten movie from 1995? Ha ha, The Hunted, featuring Christopher Lambert as the hero who never does much! Most of the action is left to the other characters to perform, and some of it, notably a scene on a train in which ninja samurais kill everybody on it until…

As did Ices Cube and T! I saw that one in the theater and really enjoyed it! Ha ha, I should track it down and watch it again, I think!

I've told this story before (like, two weeks ago!), but I was there at the Toronto Film Festival for what might have been the North American premiere of Hard Boiled! So was Woo, of course, and it was a huge old movie palace, packed to the rafters with action fans, and the electric vibe in the room for that bannister…

Ha ha, I guess poor Rosato wasn't the only one with delusions! Nevertheless, I remember him fondly!

Man, that's an awful affliction! He was a talented guy! I remember him being Sammy the Goose on Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town!

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies because no obstetrics training!"

You don't want to get a Newfoundland tick, believe me!

Gu-u-u-um-m-m-m-m-mbercu-u-u-ules - the ma-a-a-a-ad-d-dest!

Lots of English people end their sentences with "What? What?"

Two turtlenecks!

That's Prime Minister Zap Rowsdower to you!

Gord Oat kept law and order in his sentient boat up and down the Seaway!

We are well schooled in giving apologies at just the moments when we should be demanding them!

We in Manitoba say road rocket! And the May long weekend is just May long!

I've been a Bozelli fan since Pumpkinhead!

I'm still Maynard G. Krebs, thank you very much!

I know folk originally from other lands who have moved here and adopted Canadian modes of speech! As in "Can you grab me the masala down from that shelf, eh?"