It looks as though someone just said something that surprised her, and, as in the cartoons, her hair popped straight up off her head for a moment!

Are you "Thicke of the Night?"

If it's anything like the craziest of my ex-girlfriends, it'll come pounding on the door three months after we thought we'd been rid of it, demanding hate sex!

Those love scenes between him and Momma were the real head scratchers!

One snowy afternoon last winter, looking for something to do, I bundled my son into his car seat and we went for a rambling country drive, down back roads, through little ghost towns, past massive, crumbling generating stations, passing skeletal tree branches and pale corn-coloured stubble poking up in the fields, and…

And ended up killing him, don't forget!

Next week's electoral college vote is what really counts!

It's that I need less anti-appeal!

Ah, but you've never seen the trailers or advertising where they make repeated references to 'family' and 'betrayal' and other big themes the story clearly can't support, but that the movies wish us to believe they earnestly wrestle with! That's what I'm talking about!

I've always loved the action classics and the car chases and the crashes and the explosions, but I've never seen one of these pictures! I find their self-seriousness repellent, and wonder if anyone here subscribes to, or is in any way emotionally invested in, the ludicrous family-themed soap operatics of this…

"Oh my goodness, I've eaten a bug!"

"NO TICKET!"

It's a rebozo, bozo! Ha ha!

I don't think he's going for cool in this retelling, just accurate!

I believe it's hyphenated, thusly: Cha-chi!

Pees his pants!

I'm glad you asked him about A New Life! I thought he was in The Last Married Couple in America too, but then I realized, no, that's Dom DeLuise!

Yeah, I guess it could be fun! But it's pretty cold where I am this weekend, let me tell you! They better have the hot cider ready and waiting at the door!

What about Herbie: Fully Loaded? You forget so soon!

There's too much genuine scientist mixed in there, I'm afraid!