The writer from Big Buns Weekly still doesn't understand why his draft was rejected, and frankly neither do I!

It could get pretty cornelius!

Perhaps they'll go in a slightly different but still simian direction!

What about that movie God Pete Postlethwaite Isn't Dead?

Ha ha, you're right! It's Anders Hove in Critters 4 - I'm forever getting those guys mixed up!

Critters 4 or nothin'!

And don't forget this great tune!

Ha ha! The funniest line of dialogue is "Huh! Yew gawt a ayccient!" Could only have been written by someone named "Dwain!"

I heartily agree!

I'm being forced to go wassailing this weekend and this little number will be the smash hit, I can already tell! Ha ha, "I'm glad to meet you!

Alan J. Pakula!

Call back in twenty years when his name is Oldus!

"I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel… Henry Blake's train … was overrun… on the way to Busan. They ate everyone … there were no survivors."

Ha ha, be sure to let us know when they reboot that Too Close For Comfort episode where an unwilling Munroe gets clammed by those two huge ladies!

But Morris is the cat! Jones was played by Morris, I believe!

Alan J. Pakula!

Don't be phoolish! You need at least phiphteen!

It's called bumper shining!

Sorry, this is just an aside, but I always wonder: when conservatives such as yourself make these comments chastising left-leaning people for not exhibiting the 100% compassion popular myth has attributed to them, are you thinking of that compassion as a good quality that the progressive should feel shame for lacking,…

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