I used to watch his show every day! I watched William Alexander too, though! Ha ha, achtung!

This Halloween remake really pisses me off to no end!

It's that Chuck just didn't want to fight The Pentangle, guys who he'd be palling around with in real life!

He's also a weird sociopath with no internal filter, so there's that!

Corey Feldman is at the very least currently giving Corey Haim a run for his money!

There are at least two: sensible people, and those who take him and his politics seriously!

I was really hoping today's entry would be Manpantsula!

The director of Invasion USA had just made a Friday the 13th picture, ha ha! And Invasion USA even has Tom Savini makeup trick effects!

The most slapping, eh?

"You will be charmed by Chewabacca!"

"Now, Harrison, to properly prepare for my training you must watch the motion picture Home Sweet Home seven times!"

Oh, I'm just jokin' ya! I remember reading about Byron Kennedy's tragic helicopter death at the time, and nevertheless later being perplexed as to why Miller would share the directing duties with another guy named George!

It was made in 1963? Ha ha!

And they say conservatives can't be funny!

Obviously the answer is Dick Miller!

With 1986 just around the corner, I would like to remind everyone of two of the craziest action movies of that esteemed year: Avenging Force and Quiet Cool!

My favorite part of the movie was Troutman's smolting scene!

I think the key moment was probably when he jumps into the back of that jeep with the enormous machine gun on it, aims it at the guy sitting in the driver's seat and just vaporizes him with about two hundred more bullets than necessary! Ha ha!

Arnie was literally driving a chick's car, though! That's why he had to rip out the seat!

I'm a little surprised that Trump didn't pick the biggest guy he could find to be his vice president nominee, just so he could sit on that guy's shoulders and shout orders in his little Angelo Rossitto voice!