I also heard that he was an inveterate improviser who would frequently go off script with his whistles and beeps! He had a complicated keyboard inside the R2 unit, but wouldn't always press the correct ones, leaving the other cast members floundering when he would boop instead of beep!

Ha ha, is it true he used to wait for people to walk by his R2 suit and then pop out suddenly to scare them?

What I wonder is if anyone has noticed all these Uhu Stics songs that are being released on You Tube! I just listened to the bizarre and discomfiting song Fur on the Prowl and thought it was quite something! Good animals, though!

Or Chance E. Gardiner from Being There!

And why he didn't understand the concept of crossing the axis! Ha ha, I suppose he had this in common with his Italian producer, Benito Mussolini!

"Consider De Niro ZAPPED from my invite list!"

Hitchcock only settled for the title Psycho because he had already used The Manxman!

Some people say he gave his daughter a Kris Kristofferson album that she already owned! Is it true? You tell me!

Ha ha, I remember Population 436! Starring Fred Durst as the sheriff! But I thought she also directed that top-flight homburg movie Blue City!

I think Dead Man!

But at least he's really from Montreal!

No, ha ha, it really happened! I once called his office in L.A. to inquire about the film rights to Beautiful Losers, because in a moment of genuine inspiration that struck me like thunder, I had figured out exactly how to adapt that crazy book to the screen! The people at his office told me he was off meditating…

"Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On, Bilbo Baggins"

Leonard Cohen once telephoned me at my home!

They should have called it B.O. Dome!

"Objectionably good" is a new one on me, ha ha!

I would rather he tackled The Concorde - Airport '79!

You can't gut more than two or three smalltown sheriffs - even fewer if they're Dennehy-sized - before the thing just falls apart like Rambo himself!

Megaforce is more of a live-action Big Jim movie!

I can only imagine how tiresome it must be to have people constantly assume you must be some sort of preppie douche!