That's because Ignatiy is a fan of Anderson, he's pretty much biased to like almost anything the guy makes.

Hey Event Horizon everybody can I watch that instead? Where's that director's cut he had unearthed of that movie, I want to see it, Anderson, a cleaned up Director's cut to Event FREAKING Horizon.

This movie less than Robocop.

Hailee Steinfield isn't old enough yet to be gang groped by Euro-trash teens.

I think so, she's the well abled Disney Princess from Frozen.

Damn you internet! Damn you hentai! But seriously I know there is, I saw some sick shit when I was teenager.

Nah, just the upper portion of her.

YOUR SOUL IS MINE

Why does Jack Bauer have to be the bad guy in this, could Kiefer Sutherland be the main character, I mean the other guy looks like Orlando Bloom.

I tended not to look at the torso.

Somebody cuts up Mushu with a sword first season.

BUTT HONEEY WE ARE MARRIED!
BAMMMMMMM
CONSSSSIDDDERRR THISSSSS A DIVVORRRCCCEEEE.

WHAT A TWIST! Says M. Night the writer to Stuart Little.

NEXT TIME: HUNGER GAMES THE MUSICAL

Seriously, yes Jasmine is wearing a skimpy top that shows her belly button, instant attraction to me as a teenager. Ariel, well you know the seashell bikini top.

On Cable it's TV-MA-
L- Only shit, asshole, dick and some vague sexual terms
V- ok R-rated violence, a lot of gore but you can still see some on TV-14 shows too
S- Barely visible nudity, no full frontals, maybe a male ass.

No don't fuck Tom Hanks, he doesn't need to be raped!

Ah but there's going to be rampant female nudity to enjoy!

Yes like we all wanted to see Mulan's breasts. Or Snow White, Cinderella, or Bell giving a BJ. Ok as a kid or a teenager I might wanted to out of either Ariel or Jasmine but that was because of their outfits.

Was mine, along with Inuyasha, also my first crush on an animated character was that show, Kagome always having to get into a hot spring naked. Otherwise the show was a total chick flick show with some action but annoying chick flick garbage often not working for me.