I'm in mourning over the loss of Apt 23 and Happy Endings. Damn you, ABC.

I still have nightmares about the live action Alice In Wonderland show.

I live close, about 2 hours away. It's amazing, and she's been my idol since I was little.

Then it's going to be a lively interview.

My notes were a little fuzzy…

"…Cash, Kris, Cowboy, Shel, And The Great Train Wreck Of 1973, Jim Casey and several of the album‘s contributors will chat with Peter Cooper…"

You meant "Queen," right?

That's America, babe.

What was on those missing 18 minutes of Home Improvement? We may never know.

I was gonna make espresso…

If McDonald's wants to improve their image, they should stop being evil corporate fuckheads and serving shit food, instead of dumb shit like making the Hamburglar sexy. This is a company that is truly clueless about why everyone hates them. Now excuse me, I need a McDouble and an apple pie, i'm starving.

There are some good moments, like Robert California telling Andy he's the fucking lizard king, and Nellie not knowing what a taco is.

They should bring back MST3K - they owe it an apology for the lousy way they treated it back in the day.

I'm not saying this just to be nasty, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of Baltimore's mouth.

Robert California - the moment when The Office truly lost its marbles. What a great character, though.

I liked how she bedazzled her skull.

Don't get me wrong, I love these movies and want them to do well. It's just that this doesn't seem sustainable.

Lately I've been wondering - how many more movies will Marvel be able to crank out before the market is saturated and/or they have a bomb and the entire franchise collapses in on itself, Jenga-style?

Those tapes are a gift from the Comedy Gods. I listen and laugh as often as possible. So yeah, I quote them, too, frequently.

I bought that record out of a bin in an antique store, got home, pulled out the disk and what was inside instead of Man-Machine? Radio-Activity. Which is still a great album, but the lesson here is always check what's in the sleeve before you buy.