I don't think a scene where a woman is being assaulted and forced into a van has ever been so goddamn adorable.

I think he was talking about the other asshole doctor, not Dr. Fonz. The sarcastic one who treated Ben.

I totally understand what you were saying, but I still got a kick out of the idea that this would be Olivia's last bad idea.

"Carrot Top, you finished in record time. How did you pull that off?"

I was wondering who he was, too. He looked like a slightly less scruffy version of Johnny Crowder.

The A.C. Club is when all of the A.V. Club staffers pile into the apartment of the one lucky/unlucky staffer whose apartment has central air and included utilities during Chicago's first heat wave of the year.

♫ … I don't think Oleg's aroooooooound ♫

Well, once Disney's board saw how rich Nintendo got from everyone selling Wiis at vastly inflated prices on eBay, they couldn't wait to get in on that sweet, sweet Intentionally Selling a Smaller Volume at Retail Price racket.

It's been so good. But only one montage. When is the Life During Wartime one coming?

Jess went full kitty this episode.

Of course Nick is going to make a throne that looks like a killing-time-while-locked-in-a-Walmart-overnight Iron Throne.

If they're moving down a hill, you can just set the stuff on the ground and let it slide down to the new house.

America.

He stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back. And then tried to clone bone him.

I've been waiting all season for the scene with Pam driving while Cheryl/Carol/Charlene is in a wedding dress with a rocket launcher.

I find it exhausting too, Sean.

But then the cocaine coating the treasure map made her dance.

If you ask really nicely in the 7-11 parking lot, somebody might buy you a soda.

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"When did you stop beating your wife, Mr. Russell?"