Wow, not only do I get an apology, but it also comes with a free penis? That sounds like way too good of a deal to refuse. Will you be shipping it FedEx, or would you prefer to stick with the USPS?

I accept your apology.

Calling her a Mary Sue is not helpful and does not allow anyone to understand what you mean. Nobody can agree on what that term even means. Still, while the definition of Mary Sue is annoyingly vague almost to the point of rendering the term not useful, I am reasonably confident when I assert that 'Mary Sue' does not…