Agreed. I love Alien, but a lot of the movie is way too culturally 'known' to have the same impact. And the "jazz hands" Alien moment deserves a laugh.

Wanna bet that this prequel batch of movies leads to David's program being downloaded into Ash's body?

not gonna lie. both avp flicks amused me. total trash, but fun.

god, claire danes is just annoyingly shrill in t3.

we're grading on a curve, i see.

I have two:
The guy peeling off his own face in Poltergeist scared the hell out of me. I also avoided school lunch pizza after that—forever.

Heathers. Everything else is just icing.

To be fair to Charmed, it ran a pretty amazing campy groove there for a couple of seasons. Charmed was completely ridiculous, and completely entertaining in the ridiculousness. It wasn't a good show by any measure. But it was quite fun to watch be a bad show—on purpose—no less.

…and they kept that studio COLD.

The episode where the witches go back to Salem or some shit, lose their powers, get hung in nooses, flirt with the dude that saved them from said nooses, and cast a spell using apples and AFTERBIRTH while Pheebs rides a broom is just Charmed at its most insanely great/bad. Seriously. That show is the Sharon Stone of…

Y'all, the Trog section, where 'The End' plays, Joan requiems her dream on set and in rusty van, and we hear Crawford voice-over the INSANE shit from her book might be the best thing I've seen in awhile on the telly. Talk about using the camp to service the drama. Daym.

…and Bette had work until she died, and most certainly didn't recluse herself from living. Lord, post-stroke and surgery, Davis probably did ever talk show known to man-several times over—in the 1980s. She did The Whales of August and Wicked Stepmother. It's safe to say the Joan was far more lonesome than Bette.

That's a terrific NYC condo. Even then.

The entire Davis monologue on the Bible, work punctuality, and Dunaway was a literal LOL moment.

Holy fuck, Jessica Lange!

Oh, I didn't mean offense. I just didn't want to get into it and yet, I couldn't help myself.

LOL. The moral of all this is that I should have followed my initial instinct and not responded at all.

Absolutely.

To be fair, for better or worse, Madonna changed popular music and crafted a model for being as a star within popular music. Paltrow is just annoying.

God, I would have killed Crawford in real life. That never ending need for praise. Jesus, get over yourself.