…and Christina was most likely beaten to a bloody pulp several times over. Seriously. This is the SAME woman who fucked over her co-star's Oscar chances which meant that WEHTBJ made millions less. The SAME woman who married the child of the screenwriters of "The Oscar" out of spite. She mos def beat those kids. And…

Me neither. But, you can't call Dunaway's performance "good acting." It's not. It's INSANE. It's entertaining, for sure, and brave. But it's not REMOTELY "good."

Y'all…I have to just keep reminding myself—that shit actually happened! I know we're all down with the mean girls and the Heathers, but man. Joan Crawford actually DID that to Bette Davis. Just…wow.

I've often wondered if Faye decided to play the part like Auntie Mame. It would explain a LOT.

Ummm…there are buckets of problems with Mommie Dearest. People have written dissertations on the buckets of problems with Mommie Dearest. It doesn't make the movie any less riveting. If anything, those buckets of problems make it the most hilarious movie about child abuse ever made.

Props to Lange and Murphy. In lesser hands, Crawford's antics could have come across as funny, as black comedy, and there are certainly beats of that. But Lange is making Crawford real and allowing us to hate her and feel for her. And hate that you feel for her. Just mad stupid acting awesomeness.

…and BD's was like "Mom was distant and sometimes emotional," where Christina's was all "and then she beat me to a bloody pulp with a canister of Borax."

Fuck that. I used to think that Mommie Dearest was all camp BS, but man, after tonight's episode? I'm betting she hit the kids more. And harder. To teach them an elaborate lesson to suit her own ego because she could. Joan Crawford should probably not only be remembered for Mommie Dearest, but she should be remembered…

To be fair, the elderly now came of age with drugs-as-rite-of-passage, and most certainly pot. It generationally tracks. There's a whole book about this retirement 'city' in Florida where an entire chapter is devoted to the residents getting high and fucking.

If they just let Caitlin die, then there would be no Killer Frost rampage.

I kind of want Barry to go full Homer Simpson, use that toaster, and wallop down some dinosaurs on purpose. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

BARRY: I don't think we have a choice. We have to let the magician vampire go.

If they are going to keep killing Iris over and over again, can Paltrow play her?

LOL. I think of Ian Ziering. Balding on 90210.

And Bogart was hideous at birth, really.

they were happier.

That's not the crux of the complaint. You don't look young but you don't look old. You just look insane, Madonna.

Yeah, I love that she took her Fuckitall pills and went for it.

She did just make a movie with Joan Fucking Crawford, after all. That's at least a decade off your life.

or television series set in high school.