I just think of people from Central Florida!

Stewart was done no favors, as the costumer basically dressed her like a dirty Epcot employee, while wrapping Theron in insane, gorgeous Dark Ages couture.

This is a cable flick for me, but if Theron is in full-on Faye Dunaway camp mode again, sign me up.

Wally will be the ONLY person on Earth-1 who DOESN't know who The Flash is.

(Previously on SHIELD being renewed for yet another season…that!)

SHIELD's biggest problem is that the lights are never fucking on. Seriously, it's like Helen Keller's Spy Show.

Also, with the breach open and full knowledge of where Zoom's lair is, along with having superior speed force power, rescuing Wally probably wouldn't have been all that hard.

It's Wells from Earth-86. We've been missing the stupidity of the cast talking about how 'you're nothing like the other Wells."

It's Ant-Man, who's just here to remind you to see Captain America: Civil War, in theaters May 6th.

Barry flexing nuts with Zoom seems like something you'd find on PornHub. Very twink and daddy.

I'm singing it!

Teddy Sears is hatter than the sun. It's unreal how insanely hot he is.

That's such a practical soldier's hat, as well! "Just aim for the giant, shiny, winged cap and you're good."

Dude, Kara would break the twig that is Barry into bits.

If last night is any indication…

I choose to believe that the show really just sucked that bad.

Teddy Sears is best as eye candy. I see a Magic Mike series in his future.

It's The Flash, as written by the creative team behind Prometheus.

It's amusing that his legit brain damage produced this completely damaged plot and plan, and our fucktarded team of heroes couldn't figure it out.

'murdered her pet' has to be a sex reference, especially if the pet is a baby cat.